March 2011
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“No, she googled too deep. She’s a deep googler. She’s on page 5...”
– The League
February 2011
You just wait.
smartalexnation:
It may seem you’re impaled and bleeding to death, but tomorrow morning you’ll be in loooove…with that dead guy over there.
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OH MY GOD...
I was just watching tonight’s episode of Jeopardy’s Teen Tournament and for one of the answers this girl was unsure of the movie title “Cats & Dogs Revenge of Kitty Galore“… her answer was Cats & Dogs Revenge of Pussy Fury...” I screamed with laughter.
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A Normal Conversation Between My Brother & I
Me: I make it rain son...
My Brother: I make it hail.
Me: *laughing* You do what?
My Brother: I make it hail. You know, throw change on my bitches.
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After watching SNL’s backstage special, I decided to make it my mission to persuade my teachers to take us to 30 Rockefeller Plaza and get a tour of the place. I have to go there before I graduate high school. Just walking through the same doors some of the funniest comedians walk through is enough for me… but seeing where they work is my make a wish dream.
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Watchtheysaythatkidsgotsoul:
xueying-inspirations:
JUST PRESS PLAY.
aojlafalkjfaj DO ITTTTT!!!!
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chiefslut:
You are now in the crowded hallways...
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Watchgamefreaksnz:
Dead Island | Trailer
Terror. Violence. Madness. Bedlam. A holiday paradise gone mad. A tropical island turns into total chaos after a mysterious zombie outbreak. Cut off from the rest of the world, the player’s only chance to survive is to fight to the death and find a way to escape from the island.
This has been all over the interwebz, just posting a better quality...
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imwithkanye:
SPRAWL OF GLASS, blondie vs the...
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Signs of the Zodiac: How to seduce an Aquarius... →
signsofthezodiac:
The type of man who attracts the Aquarius woman is intellectually interesting, logical, open-minded, and willing to experiment. A man with ideas and insights fascinates them to no end. Aquarius women are even more attracted if he seems unconventional or unpredictable or just unusual in some way….
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Those people with the worst smelling breath always...
buzzflyyear:
They say that one word with mad emphasis and you’re like:
There is a girl in my class, that sits in front of me… her breath be kicking…
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“I listen to musical theater because…my mom didn’t know how to raise...”
– Jesse Eisenberg
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sirgoodtoaster:
Mumford and Sons and Avett Brothers with Dylan?
I don’t care how ungracefully his voice aged, loving this.
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Reblog if you're watching the Grammys.... and...
bieberlikewoah:
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chickenbuttttt asked: i liked that you wanted to beat up the kid!
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humblebee published the mix '80's Valentine's Day... →
Ten tracks that would totally make my heart swoon… if I was alive in the 80’s… B the W… a year ago today, I created my 8tracks account and my first 8tracks mix. Just remembered about a…
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Some little kid called me a B I T C H...
…because I stopped making weird faces with him on Broad & Snyder, due to the cold weather, how late it was, plus I was having a shitty day.
How I Wanted To React:
What I Ended Up Doing:
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